My mother has turned into one of those people who walk around talking on their wireless headsets, looking like they're talking to themselves. I knew she had a Bluetooth headset, but I did not realize exactly how crazy she looked with it until we went shopping today.
She deserted me at the cashier, which left me awkwardly trying to fake her signature with the credit card, and talking to the guy behind the counter. The conversation went something like this:
ME: My mother is one of those crazy people that looks like they're talking to themselves with a wireless headset. See? She's deserted me.
CASHIER: I'm one of those crazy people without a wireless headset. People like your mother make the
real crazy people look good, 'cause no one can tell nowadays, right?
ME: Ahaha, no, I guess not.
CASHIER: Hey, you eat the same kind of yogurt as me!
ME: Really? Sweet!
He was also wearing a pink shirt that was just a little too small for him, which amused me. Too bad he looked to be in his late thirties and... well, it might have something to do with the pink shirt, but he set off my gaydar. Which is actually saying quite a lot, because you have to be fairly flamboyant to set off MY gaydar.
Also, I am not sure whether to be pleased about the fact that
McCain may not be eligible to run for president. You'd think they'd check this sort of thing out in the primary, wouldn't you? Christ.
AND HE HAS THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS ME. I THINK I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE.
ETA: I just remembered what I forgot, haha. I tried to watch Eurotrip online today, but the one I had (at surfthechannel) wouldn't go past 21 minutes. If anyone knows where I could find a copy -- preferably streaming, so I don't have to download it -- let me know?